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A MAD DONKEY
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The donkey buried in paperwork
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FILE 01

I remember all of it.

Every name. Every vote. Every time they called me a jackass on live TV.

I am a donkey. We do not forget.

FILE 02

I wrote it down.

Four years. One notebook. Then eleven more notebooks.

The coffee went cold in 2024. I kept writing.

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I made some calls.

They told me to calm down.

I have been calm for four years. Calm is over.

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I am on my way.

Small car. Big sunglasses. No radio.

I know where everybody lives.

The file.

Evidence. Drawn by hoof, in Paint, at 4 am. Tap one to open it.

Now I kick.

Nobody asked for a plan. The plan is the back legs.